I Double-Dog Dare You

I double-dog dare you to check out women's clothing on the Target website.

Didja check it out? Do you see what I see? A woman wearing leggings, a miniskirt and a fat belt. It's not just Target either. Gap is selling those "skinny jeans." Take a look around the next time you are out -- see what other familiar fashion trend you notice.

Big, fat stripes on a shirt. Skinny jeans. Miniskirts. Leggings. Members Only jackets. Jelly shoes. Leg warmers. Will the big hair come back around too? What about mullets?

I dunno about you, but I am afraid. Very afraid. Not necessarily for me. I've never been on the fashion train. BUT, my dear sweet husband STILL has a some of his 80's clothing. *gasp* He claims that the clothes still look good. I won't let him wear them though -- I don't think they EVER looked good.

Ed, bless his heart, still had 2 teal silk shirts when we got married -- IN 2002! He also had TWO M.C. Hammer "Can't Touch This" CDs. I am completely serious. The other week he was upset because he could not find his Vanilla Ice CD. Again, I am not kidding.

I dunno if I could survive an 80's revival.
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuhhhh... Can't Touch This!

I dunno if our marriage could survive an 80's revival.
Da-da-da-dada-da-da. Ice Ice Baby.

Sadly though, I am afraid we will have to survive. Our marriage will be force to travel this long, hard, dusty road. We will have no choice but to fight against all odds. We will overcome this. Afterall, back then we were the world and we were gonna make a brighter day. Right?

That means the 80's revival CAN'T possibly last for long. Right?

God, please save us from this plague.